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			 	    Being a great musician and a well-known producer are two things which perfectly describe Chris Goss, the man behind the legendary US outfit Masters Of Reality. Chris made a short trip to the UK in order to promote his latest release "Bring Us Barabas" and to explain to me exactly what "total gass" really means.
					
			 	        
				   	     Hi Chris. What
				   	    brings you here to Britain? What are you currently up to?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Flying around
				   	    Europe, talking about my new record, and along with that it also brings in
				   	    a lot of other musicians that I work with, and their new records. So, talking
				   	    about Rock nRoll music really in a rush, looking for weed wherever
				   	    I go (laughs). Im sorry (laughs). 
				   	     
				   	    Yes, thats a
				   	    new record coming out on April 26 in Europe. Its a lot of material
				   	    that Ive been compiling for years and years that I think I had a hard
				   	    time fitting in on any other of the Masters Of Reality records. Its
				   	    a compilation mostly based on acoustic guitar, but its not soft acoustic
				   	    music. Not music that someone would imagine listening to in a coffeehouse,
				   	    its kind of orchestrated.
				   	     
				   	     So its not
				   	    only stuff from the Masters Of Reality era that were going to listen
				   	    to...
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Correct, yeah!
				   	    I call some of this Masters Of Reality out of respect for the people who
				   	    played on it, cause they cut the tracks at the time they were cutting Masters
				   	    Of Reality tracks, you know what I mean? They were doing it for that purpose,
				   	    and for me to just call them Chris Goss wouldnt have been right, so
				   	    its Masters Of Reality/Chris Goss and in a homage to friends who played
				   	    in that record and I really respect musically. Thats it really.
				   	     
				   	     Which were your
				   	    feelings when you started recording this album?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Theres
				   	    one track on this album, the last track, silly little track that was done
				   	    twenty years ago in a four-track cassette, and thats the exact same
				   	    version that I put on the album, not re-mixed or anything, but there it is!
				   	    
				   	     
				   	    There are four more
				   	    songs, which came out of four-track cassette recordings, and other songs
				   	    that I spent a fortune on recording and re-recording over the years. Its
				   	    really hard to tell the difference between the really cheap ones and the
				   	    really expensive ones thats just to show you that expense has nothing
				   	    to do with quality really. Well, sometimes on airplanes it does
				   	    (laughs).
				   	     
				   	     Which would you
				   	    say were the highlights and the lowpoints of your career?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Oh, Highlights
				   	    and lowpoints! I actually try to forget the lowpoints. I kind of hit myself
				   	    in the head with the frying pan, I kick myself down, meaning that I probably
				   	    dont over analyze and stress out maybe as much as I should about certain
				   	    things, and one of those things is music. I'm not stressed about music at
				   	    all. 
				   	     
				   	    As far as the lowpoints
				   	    go...not touring enough for the album that Ginger Baker played on "Sunrise
				   	    On The Suffer Bus", is my biggest regret. Ginger didnt want to tour
				   	    any more, and I thought: well, if hes not going to tour, then Im
				   	    not going to put one in the position of having to be Ginger Baker. A lot
				   	    of people are going to be expecting to see Ginger and him not being there.
				   	    So I didnt have the balls to do that. Thats my only regret in
				   	    the music business I believe, all the rest has been fine. 
				   	     
				   	    You get dealt a hand
				   	    when you play cards in any profession, and how you play them.... life is
				   	    a very long poker game, and Im fine with parts that Ive won so
				   	    far, Im still on the game.
				   	     
				   	     Would you say that
				   	    Ginger Baker is a difficult person to work with? Most of the people I told
				   	    that I would be interviewing you asked me to ask that question on
				   	    you.
				   	     
				   	     Chris: No, not difficult
				   	    to work with...difficult to deal with! Work was no problem, making music
				   	    with him was an incredible joy. He is a brilliant, god-gifted musician, so
				   	    yeah thats no sweat. We can make grooves forever, sit in a room and
				   	    write songs forever. It was the day to day stuff. 
				   	     
				   	    When he joined my band
				   	    he was fifty-three years old and at the time I think I was thirty! He
				   	    didnt want to do meet and greets on a radio station before opening
				   	    for Alice in Chains or Soundgarden. It was insulting to him to have a kid
				   	    in the front row with a Megadeth T-shirt throwing a bottle at him, waiting
				   	    for Alice in Chains to come on stage. 
				   	     
				   	    Some of the idiots
				   	    who didnt know what was going on. Of course I can understand why he
				   	    didnt want to do that. It not difficult to understand him really, he
				   	    gets frustrated with stupidity and so I do. We always backed each others
				   	    action: If he got pissed by something, I would too, If I did he would too.
				   	    If I said "Im not riding in that car" hed said "neither am I",
				   	    he was like a good partner to get into a fight with, and so when Ginger made
				   	    a stand I usually back his action also. I didnt have any problems with
				   	    Ginger really, there were moments where he was a miserable nut, but theres
				   	    moments that Im a miserable nut too, so whatever!
				   	     
				   	     The new album is
				   	    called "Give us Barabas". What made you choose this title for the
				   	    album?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Ever since
				   	    I was a kid, I thought that it was really funny that the crowd chose Barabas
				   	    over Jesus. Its like O.J.Simpson being found not guilty, like letting
				   	    the wrong guy walk. Thats how I found the irony of it and the typical
				   	    stupidity of life. That saying stuck on me from the very first time I heard
				   	    it. 
				   	     
				   	    I was raised a Catholic,
				   	    so the crucifixion was very intriguing and sexy to me. If you are raised
				   	    as a Catholic boy, there is something very mysterious and forbidding feeling
				   	    about the whole thing. So that saying just reminds me of modern times,
				   	    nothings changed, I think thats all Im saying. Theres
				   	    really nothing changed, just the same fucked-up world!
				   	     
				   	     This album covers
				   	    a ten-year musical period, during which you must have written hundreds of
				   	    songs, knowing you as an artist. What made you choose those specific
				   	    songs?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: On this album?
				   	    The acoustic guitar was the basis for most of them. These songs never actually
				   	    fit with the other records. Some of these songs are almost happy, but I also
				   	    wrote depressing stuff  probably melancholic is the right word to describe
				   	    them. I like that side of things. I once spoke to Alicia Aftermar and the
				   	    very first conversation I ever had with her when she wanted me to work with
				   	    her was that her two favorite bands were Kyuss and The Smiths. 
				   	     
				   	    I understood that
				   	    completely because theyre two of my favorite bands and if you think
				   	    about it, Kyuss is a Metal band and The Smiths are like gay poetry (laughs),
				   	    but its not like that. I think that theres a melancholic vibe
				   	    running through Kyuss and the way Johnny Marr plays guitar...there was
				   	    swirlingness to it I think that Kyuss had too. The similarities where you
				   	    get like plug in whats wild and what isnt. I guess it all boils
				   	    down to Smecks taste, thats all. I tend to get along with the
				   	    weirdoes like myself. 
				   	     
				   	    Theres a bunch
				   	    of weirdoes that I work with all the time, and we make what I call "out of
				   	    whack" Rock records. Thats what I do. When people want an "out of whack"
				   	    weird Rock record, they call me, and I take an "out of whack" amount of money
				   	    to do it, and Im glad to be there. Its cool.
				   	     
				   	     Since you mentioned
				   	    the fact that you have worked with many different artists, I need to ask:
				   	    Which album that you produced brought you most satisfaction and
				   	    why?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Oh man, there
				   	    are too many...I have fun with most of the records I do, when theres
				   	    isnt any fun involved then I dont even want to mention them.
				   	    I dont like misery in the studio. If the studio is dark, misery is
				   	    allover the place or some member of the band is a prick it destroys my fun
				   	    and makes me not to want to do this anymore. "Blues For The Red Sun" total
				   	    fucking gassed me, so did the Alicia Aftermar record: total gassed, 80s
				   	    Beeline Matchbox Disaster", the record I just finished: total gassed. It
				   	    doesnt get any more fun than that. It was the easiest thing that Ive
				   	    ever done, really. 
				   	     
				   	    So thats what
				   	    Im looking: Rock nRoll should be easy. It should be easy to listen
				   	    to, it should be easy to make, or else if I wanted to be miserable I would
				   	    have worked in a marketing company, to have some short of a boss telling
				   	    me what to do. When you work with artists who are misery addicts, and there
				   	    are a lot of them in the music business: junkies and misery addicts, I
				   	    internalize it towards myself. Im actually getting physically ill when
				   	    I work with people like that, I cant do it anymore. I dont have
				   	    time. Id rather sit home with my wife rather that sitting in a studio
				   	    with some asshole. 
				   	     
				   	    The albums that I
				   	    previously mentioned were all stand out as been total fun to me. Another
				   	    artist that Im working now with is Roxy Saint, an electro-class Punk
				   	    girl. She will be in London in the next couple of months. Its a total
				   	    gass working with her too. If its like a party in the studio, usually
				   	    the record sells. The records that are fun to make, are the records that
				   	    sold the most in my history.
				   	     
				   	     Which song/songs
				   	    would you most like to be remembered by and why?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: I have no idea.
				   	    I really dont.
				   	     
				   	     Given that the
				   	    first Master Of Reality album was such a hit, why do you think that the band
				   	    never took the next step up in popularity terms?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: For exactly
				   	    the reason that was my major regret, was not touring after Ginger left the
				   	    band. If I had toured to support "Sunrise On The Suffer Bus", the record
				   	    he played on it would have sold. The single was on the top five in the States,
				   	    we were right for success and thats when he told "Im not opening
				   	    for Alice in Chains, or going out on tour anymore", on the fucking tour bus.
				   	    And I said: "you know man, I dont blame you, I really dont fucking
				   	    blame you" 
				   	     
				   	    If I was 53 years old
				   	    I wouldnt be in a tour bus opening for somebody with like "hey dude,
				   	    you Rock". Ginger Baker touring America with that kind of atmosphere around
				   	    him...no, no I wouldnt do it either. Hes royalty, and we
				   	    werent. The band itself was up and coming, and we werent rich,
				   	    and we were struggling. He had already done struggling, so he didnt
				   	    have the patience to hang in there and neither did I. So I was like "Yeah,
				   	    youre right, fuck them", and that was my biggest mistake ever. Thats
				   	    why Masters Of Reality never really made it in the mainstream, that moment
				   	    right there.
				   	     
				   	     Do you think that
				   	    it was for the good after all these years?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: I dont
				   	    know man. That was the way I played the hand. You cant predict what
				   	    would have happened. If I continued touring without him and gotten another
				   	    drummer too, maybe I would have made a lot of money, or maybe not. You
				   	    cant go back in time and predict what the results would have been.
				   	    
				   	     
				   	    In the meantime, Im
				   	    really happy to be alive, I dont buy the dead Rock Star legend thing
				   	    any more. I think that Iggy Pop has proved Neil Young completely wrong:
				   	    Its not better to "burn out than to fade away". Iggy is fucking Rock
				   	    and looks really good. Im happy to have Iggy around, Im happy
				   	    to have Jimmy Page. Being dead does not enhance your legend anymore, lets
				   	    get rid of that bullshit once and for all. How great would it be to have
				   	    a grey-haired Jim Morrison sitting there right now. Id rather have
				   	    D.D.Ramone alive today, talking to me. Fuck Sid Vicious man, hes dead,
				   	    hes gone! Dont worship his death  celebrate his life whatever
				   	    little that was since he was only a kid. The winner survives. 
				   	     
				   	    I think that its
				   	    wonderful to have Jimmy Page fifty years old, how fucking great is that!
				   	    One of the guys who crossed the abyss: Keith. I thing that its a miracle
				   	    the fact that this man is alive, and its wonderful to have him here.
				   	    I dont think that if these people were dead we would be any better
				   	    of. Thats my attitude now, probably because Im getting old. I
				   	    fucking paid my dues and I want to hang around and enjoy myself. I dont
				   	    know what exactly that means, aye drinking Scotch and looking outside my
				   	    window. Life is really, really short...seventy years...big deal. Ill
				   	    hang in another thirty!
				   	     
				   	     Which kind of music
				   	    would you play in order to fulfill any musical ambitions left?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Loud, psychedelic
				   	    music is where my love is, usually impov too. I like what happens by accident.
				   	    Jamming: Jimmy Hendrix making feedback, thats where I want to be. I
				   	    want to be in front of that Marshall stack...its like chemotherapy
				   	    standing in front of that...making noise, that my dream, and the uglier the
				   	    better as far as Im concerned.
				   	     
				   	     What do you enjoy
				   	    doing in your spare time?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: One of the
				   	    things the wisdom of age brings is to have other interests. I know a lot
				   	    of Rock stars that all they think about is to be Rock stars: Their next record,
				   	    the way they look, the next interview...that think like Pop culture is me
				   	    and Im Pop culture. I personally find satisfaction in distracting myself
				   	    from music. 
				   	     
				   	    I collect art pottery
				   	    from the mid-century. I get as excited about a vase, as I do about a song.
				   	    I like collecting art and decor items, I like my animals and I also like
				   	    nature. I try, its hard to be an artist sometimes, to get satisfaction
				   	    out of superficial things, but I do. You want to make me happy? Just tell
				   	    me where I can get a good cheeseburger. At the end of the day Im a
				   	    very simple minded person.
				   	     
				   	     Any other records
				   	    coming out soon?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Yeah, Ill
				   	    start this record in June with Twiggy Ramirez. We have a band called "Snowballs".
				   	    Whenever we get together we write four or five songs. Its really easy
				   	    and Im really looking forward to that. Hes a great musician
				   	     
				   	     Any message to
				   	    your fans?
				   	     
				   	     Chris: The message
				   	    is in the music, it really is. Listen to the record if you like me and god
				   	    bless you.
				   	     
				   	     Thank you for your
				   	    time Chris, all the best.
				   	     
				   	     Chris: Thank you,
	                 you too, man.
			      
 
			    
			    Interview © 2004
			    John Stefanis
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